I laugh too easily
Received an SMS of absolute randomness, oh love :))
“Intermittent is too chronic, could be hormonal. Maybe I do have Pre Malestrual Syndrome. The sky is blue because the oceans are blue, but water is colourless meaning that it’s all an optical illusion and a lie! Our eyes deceive us. Computers are hairy and my closet needs a makeover. Why don’t we throw mashed potatoes at people and say chewing gum? I need a testosterometer to measure my current level of manliness. Ooh lala and french is a type of toast. Ah we live on a flat sphere. Shhh don’t tell anyone the sun gave you the cold shoulder eh. Inspiring isn’t it. Haha you’re funny. Man saw elephant dung and decided to invent skyscrapers. Don’t you see how loin cloth relates to the fruits of your loins? It’s simple logic really, man and mushroom equals plate, just an isomer of the original molecule with different viscosity and flash points. I tell you, the truth is not out there, because hobos code html for food.”
